#THIS FATE COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF BILBO HAD HAD A SASSY GAY FRIEND #WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING BILBO? #OH WE’RE PICKING JEWELRY UP OFF THE GROUND NOW ARE WE? #PUT THE RING DOWN #LEAVE IT #IT’S TACKY #IT’S BEEN WORN BY A FIVE HUNDRED-YEAR-OLD HALF-DEAD HOUSE-ELF #YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE HE’S BEEN STICKING IT #BILBO YOU STUPID BITCH
LOL omg whoever thinks of stuff like this. i would like to be your friend
(Source: fearisforthewinter, via oxbridge)
